Accountant  Jokes
Here's a joke from the little lady herself: "What are the funniest words in the English language? "Certified public accountant!"
Note from the Editors: We don't get it either. But we suggest you laugh. To help, here are some actually funny jokes about accounting and auditing...
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer ...

A woman walks into her accountant's office.

Accountant: "Doctor, I just can't ...

An accountant is having a hard time ...

An accountant is someone who ...

How many accountants does it take to ...

My accountant told me that ...

Old accountants never die. They just ...

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Q: What does an accountant use for ...

Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant?...

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Q: What's the definition of an accountant?...

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Q: Why did God make actuaries? ...

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